what the jizz?
i went to the dentist 5 hours ago and my mouth is still numb
friends..
| Chandler: | what if it attacks me? |
| Joey: | relax, it's just like a big gerbil |
| Chandler: | and that doesn't scare you?! |
friends..
| Joey: | it's all a moo point |
| Rachel: | moo point? |
| Joey: | y'know, like a cow's opinion. it just doesn't matter: it's moo. |
| Rachel: | have i been living with him for too long or did that all make sense? |
my mouth is really numb
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT THE INJECT YOU WHEN YOU GET A FILLING?
i actually wimpered like a little dog
the rest of it wasn’t that bad, apart from the weird gel stuff that she used to numb the area she was going to inject (which btw didn’t work), it smelled like bubble gum but tasted like calpol. and not the yummy old calpol,the new one that tastes like shit
but then the top it all off i went to porselli to get a new black leotard for dance and the woman must’ve thought there was something wrong with me.
but my mouth’s started to go tingly again so i think the numbness is wearing off
/rant
Kelly: y’know after the storm, did any of yous lot feel like dead weird?
Nathan: yeah. i had a weird tingling sensation in my anus!
Nathan: i’ll tell you who did it: it’s that banksy prick. there’s a hidden meaning..
marycyrus:thatjeffreyguy:likespancakes:littlemissfox:david-the-elf:whyiburst-whyibloom:(via suupjared)
um
misfits..
| Tony: | this is your chance to give something back to the community, prove them wrong |
| Nathan: | well what if they're right? |
| (looks around) | |
| well sorry but i think some people are just born criminals | |
| Gary: | are you looking to get stabbed? |
| Nathan: | see what i mean? |
so not watching the first episode of misfits again
“ski wear. classic. try walking ten miles to a well in these!”
